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Sep 28, 2014 / 36,483 notes

greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

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Sep 27, 2014 / 7,380 notes
Sep 25, 2014 / 301,444 notes

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.
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Sep 22, 2014 / 28,216 notes

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Sep 22, 2014 / 151,262 notes

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

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Sep 22, 2014 / 15,295 notes

dveon:

snejspo:

3dtunes:

3D Version of Beyonce’s Love On Top

Must listen with earphones/headphones

(More here)

This is stupid but this is my jam also so I’m vibin

Sep 22, 2014 / 172,334 notes
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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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Sep 17, 2014 / 3,549 notes

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:


jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
Sep 17, 2014 / 497,827 notes

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

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unclefather:


shes beauty, shes grace

this is one of those dogs from resident evil
Sep 17, 2014 / 29,669 notes

unclefather:

shes beauty, shes grace

this is one of those dogs from resident evil

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Sep 17, 2014 / 18,725 notes

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f0o0od:

baked avocado fries
Sep 17, 2014 / 7,001 notes